Friday, February 01, 2008

Roger Goodell and Anita Hill Haven't Been Photographed Together

But perhaps the senior Senator from Pennsylvania, Arlen Specter, thinks they're the same person. Read this and see what I mean.

Don Quixote had his windmill, and Senator Specter every now and then needs a human pinata to swing at. This time, in the midst of a panoply of problems that scream for solutions, Senator Specter is inquiring as to why Commissioner Goodell destroyed the evidence surrounding the Boston Tape Party.

The time Senator Specter has on his hands suggests that his office already has solved the following problems: a) the looming recession; b) the sub-prime mess; c) Iraq; d) providing every citizen with health insurance; e) re-fortifying the coffers that will pay for Social Security and Medicare as the Baby Boomers retire and f) global warming. So, with this newly found free time, the senator has decided to focus on football.

Lucky for us.

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