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Saturday, September 20, 2008

A Suggestion for an Invention -- the FireProof, Lojacked Mattress Cover

Why?

For those of us who have poured money into 529 college savings plans for our kids over the last, say 7-10 years, we'd probably have been better off stashing 50's and 100's into a fireproof, waterproof, weighted mattress cover (with a LoJack tracking system and, perhaps, some type of non-toxic, but disabling, gas that gets emitted if someone with fingerprints other than yours tries to take it).

Okay, so this isn't a sports topic, but most of us won't have kids who get offered scholarships based on their athletic ability.

At any rate, for you curious inventors out there. . .

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